ExpanDrive

Names changed to protect the embarrassed.

Bjørndalen: So, as the ice melts does that dilute the rest of the coffee?
Maarten: Well, yeah. It’s not like the ice water knows how to stay separated from the coffee water.
Bjørndalen: I know that. I was trying to think of a nice way to ask if it insulted your manliness to drink watered down coffee.
Maarten: shrugs

Later

Bjørndalen: We should get a couple MacBook chargers to put over near the couch. It’s one of those things where you don’t really need to spend $150 on it but…
Rinaldo: interrupting I mean, these things get like 4 hours of battery life.
Maarten: Yeah, how long are you planning on working on the couch at a time?
Bjørndalen: OK. I’m sorry. I totally forgot that these things have batteries.